To Start The Day Just Right!

Morning, morning,

Thanks have been given to God for a good night's rest and a good day at work with everything following His will, now it's time for a couple of laughs.  Opened FaceBook this morning and was greeted by this first one, which comes
from my high school mate, Kathryn. Enjoy your day!  Don't forget to pass on the smiles.  Don't forget to share the jokes.  How do you do that?  Just share this page address!  :))

The Subject?

"I FISH"

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for
counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went
into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the
years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack
of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and
unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had
endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of
time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after
asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long
and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised
eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in
a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This
is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do
this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays,
but on Fridays, I fish."
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting.
Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait!
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.
Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne.
He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined.
He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship ... I was shocked.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 2600 lives.
Twice.