It's Funny Friday...I'm allowed
U know how 1 ting, 1 ackshun, can mek yuh feel a particular way? Well today, I put on my old lady panties and ah feelin' old! You know those panties dat does start at yuh true, true, wais', narrow yuh hips, wrap 'roun' de top of yuh leg and grip de cheeks into one tight ball? Awful! An' somehow de makin' meh feel like a ole lady! Ha! Ha! An' because ah not straight, all de roun'ness of meh body in a different space,snug, snug, snug, like ole ladies use to look when ah was small. No, no, de ting not too tight cuz I hate tight-fittin' cloze, a tight shoes, tight pantie, tight bra and tight man (wid he money, ah mean) is not fuh me atall! Men, do tell me yuh doh know nuttin' bout dat! Yuh wife does wear dem sometimes, when she have to wear dat skurt dat does fit right on she wais' . eh, heh, ah see yuh rememberin'. Well some ah allyuh eh have to 'member cuz yuh pants does be way too tight at times! Some ah allyuh does ha...